I aint kidding man; I’ve seen this fishy complaint on more than one site 
That’s why I was asking about it! And I’m still asking 
edit: Average bad review:
I used this and regretted it almost immediately. This stuff makes your fret board look lovely but at what cost? The cost is a very unpleasant smell that gets on your hands every time you play the guitar and not just that but it also gets on everything else you touch unless you wash your hands multiple times after playing! It took me 10 sessions of scrubbing my guitar neck and fret board with soap and water and 2 vigorous applications of lemon oil and I swear I can still smell it a year after application. I only used a very minimal amount for the record, just a dab on some cloth and rubbed it in then wiped it off thoroughly with another cloth and some kitchen roll. I’m never buying this again, it has honestly ruined the guitars I made the mistake of applying it to! Use lemon oil instead, at least it smells nice and the smell goes away after a while, this stuff stinks forever. Just out of curiosity I just scrubbed the fret board of another guitar that I applied this to over a year ago, the cloth absolutely STANK of this stuff. Garbage.
I don’t know if it’s just a bad batch, or fakes or something.