I am a little disappointed he didn’t call these Malmtivitamyngs.
I expect Rising Force will be released later as a male enhancement.
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Guaranteed he has already planned that out! It will be unregulated stuff though like amino NOX boosters.
“Faster than the speed of light” energy booster/weight loss supplement available in energy drink version too with the tag line “It’s liquid dynamite” added to the can (he will pull this one when hlpc testing reveals its full of amphetamines)
“Heaven Tonight/Don’t let it end” bedroom stamina enhancement
“Dreaming - Don’t tell me” Sleep enhancer and serotonin booster (he might pull that one too when someone 3rd party tests and finds ketamine)
“Anguish and fear” pharma grade CBD gummies
I’m sure we could use his whole catalog for these, as if he was planning this his whole life.
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That was unexpected, what a morning ICBMS and the malmsteen pill.
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If he devised a formula of vitamins/herbs that helped focus and concentration for musical study and practice, I would at least respect it. There are a lot of good nootropic formulations out there for study, ,etc. that do just that.
Gimme a break. Make an effort at least.
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Yup, I didn’t want to acknowledge the depravity of this one, it has to be an inside joke.
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Fear of nuclear fallout got you down? Protect yourself and rule the wasteland with Yngwie Malmsteen’s Seventh Sign potassium iodide tablets.
Oh FFS, see what I mean? We don’t even have to try and be creative here, it’s almost as if this was his entire career plan the whole time, only he played one of the most convoluted long games ever.
The only vits that have improved my playing are Vit lsd, vit lsa, vit dmt, vit cokeieeee and vitamin beer.
Pretty sure vit test will help when I can get it prescribed.
Wouldn’t be surprised if all those are part of his real stack when young. None of this vitamin nonsense.
As far as I’m aware vitamins oraly don’t really work. Got to take them sublingually. Best thing you can do is get some vitamin D spray.
There are some really good formulations out there to improve focus. I use caffeine mostly, but there are some good nootropics out there that help with concentration, memory, etc. I wouldn’t be so quick to dismiss that.
Some vitamins are better absorbed sublingually, but you can get good results taking supplements orally. I"m not sure what you’re saying here? lol.
I’ve read most vitamins orally don’t have an effect.
I think there is more sugar in those gummys than vitamins.
And in terms of increasing your ability to play guitar, vitamins are not going to cut it if you’re eating food.
I’m not dismissing nootropics, but you standard vitamin pill is not a nootropic.
Btw just saw the price…
40 fuckin dollers for a bottle of vits?
LOL
Some do some don’t, it’s more that fat soluble forms have better absorption rates, and are less likely to be almost entirely excreted in urine. It’s also that unless you are super deficient, or have some underlying conditions that may require additional support here, most people get most of what they need from what they intake. Any additional either does absolutely nothing, or can build to toxic levels.
I would agree that your typical one a day is not very high on that list.
You have to kind of be a bit more careful here because of how broad even the nootropic category is, and can even encompass some regulated pharmaceuticals. The majority of things labeled as nootropics however either lack any kind of empirical studies (animal or other) confirming anything, have studies confirming they are bunk, or have animal studies using such a concentrated extracted dose for minimal effect, much more than anyone is likely to be able to consume in natural form, that you might as well just look elsewhere.
Yeah, you could buy yourself three of those hamburgers for that.
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Lol Three of those burgers will lift my spirts, an army marches on its stomach 
Yngwie says more is more, and ignoring the tounge in cheek meaning of that, I learnt long ago that if you mix lots of colors together you get brown shit.
You can’t just chuck a bunch of stuff at your body in a pill and become superman.
There are very specific things that enhance the body n nervous system, and besides beer most of them are illegal unless you get a prescription for some of them.
Stuff that acually works has been tabooed, even real nootropics, they are often banned if they have a strong effect.
If stuff acually works, there is money to be made.
Well that’s not true at all. That’s kind of at the heart of this discussion. There’s a lot of money to be made even if it doesn’t, that’s the point. The unregulated supplement industry exceeds 100bln yearly.
Well that’s not exactly true either. Henry Cavill did exactly that, literally.
It is true, but I know what you’re saying, there is a lot of fluff that is sold like the op topic that won’t really do anything.
But most definitely, stuff that works gets banned, and sold “officially”.
Taking some form of steroid is a specific item, Pretty sure he did it under a Dr’s guidance to.
I’ve taken tren in the past and I didn’t need any vitamins to bulk up. Just normal food. And some exercise. Not random stuff.
I worked as a pharmacy tech for a decade, from around '98-'08… mom and pop sort of store, but very busy, and with a pretty elaborate vitamin/wellness section. Most of that stuff you just end up pissing out, unless you’re already deficient for some reason or another. But once in a while some sort of “miracle” supplement would pop up, but it would turn out it worked so well because it was loaded with dangerous levels of ephedrine, or prohormones, etc…
With the Yngwie thing, I think you’re paying for the lolz of owning a bottle of Yngwie vitamins, nothing more.
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The point was to specify. Plenty of potent enhancements come in pill form.
Can we agree not vitamins tho?
Yes that’s what everyone on here has agreed with.
Then…
